Somethin' smells fabulous

Dear Fluffy,
I was thinking that somethin' smells pretty darn fabulous so I sniffed around and realized it was Patrick Dempsey Unscripted Fragrance for Men. Now I know you really like that boy 2 fences down, so maybe you could buy it for him for Christmas? You can find it at Avon with Lori in Gastonia, or Avon Scents & Glamour in Mooresville.
Well, just a suggestion...
Love, Chloe