Dear Fluffy,
I have a joke for you...

What is a cat to do for fun on a cold winters day?

Answer: Lock my dog pals out on the other side of this fancy glass door while I stay warm and cozy inside!

Love, Snickers the cat

Dear Snickers,
Perhaps you should invest in a custom wrought iron door from Doors of Charlotte or Southern Millwork by Design. That way your friends wouldn't have to see you gloat!

Love, Fluffy